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The Demotivational Poster


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm, #96979
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am, #59618

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am, #59607
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am, #241668
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232583
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm, #220734
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am, #220724
Nice..


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243770
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243769
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm, #188719

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm, #188717
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am, #182638
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am, #151733
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am, #151611
thank you


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm, #176082
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am, #136949
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am, #97379
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm, #96988
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm, #96984
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm, #96920
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm, #244663
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm, #234495
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am, #234477
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am, #234476
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm, #234466
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm, #154206
Been done, and anonymous...


WORLD WAR I BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by TheOne

Nissta - February 12, 2013, 7:17 pm, #243435
Just like the finish to any old domino game in a Scottish pub.....
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:49 pm, #243397
…..while Japan mops up around the salad islands and serves Chinese food…..to the Chinese, I so love a good story.
alfadawg - February 11, 2013, 8:46 am, #243367
quite along the lines of liberal thinking.....
EmilioDumphque - February 10, 2013, 11:12 pm, #243363
But Serbia and Austria threw the first punches. Austria got a bloody nose that just made it angrier.


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm, #167837
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm, #157290
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm, #157240

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #157230
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm, #157224
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




ONE MORE THEORY -


TAGS: theory ark noah flood
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

dancin - July 13, 2013, 1:40 pm, #247706
first guided missile destroyer!!
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:45 pm, #164770
Very funny....
dumnut - October 29, 2009, 3:12 am, #131733
lol hillarious
Sean - September 25, 2009, 7:28 pm, #121726
So there were dragons on the ark ... huge a** dragons ... t-rex dragons, brontosaurus dragons, pterydactyl dragons, etc. (x 1000) ... problem solved ... oh, and they were all babies at the time.
Darverses - September 25, 2009, 6:35 pm, #121720
People use dto call dinosaurs dragons... you know the word "dinosaur" wasn't even invented until the 1800's.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 3:59 pm, #86256
Yeah Kablamo, because every other picture on the internet was originally taken or drawn by the poster.
Kablamo - June 11, 2009, 10:51 pm, #86128
It's funny, but nice job stealing it from the comics page of the newspaper.
lol - April 3, 2009, 2:48 am, #70006
Whoever originally made that cartoon, GENIUS!!!
Grammar Nazi - April 1, 2009, 5:22 pm, #69616
nessie?
yon - April 1, 2009, 11:49 am, #69515
only nessie survived
Sean - January 24, 2009, 9:13 pm, #54234
here I thought that an asteroid wipe out the ark carrying the dinosaurs. thanks Ron. very educamationall.
Arrogant Knight - January 23, 2009, 1:06 am, #53914
You have a gift, Ron...
Porcelina - January 22, 2009, 10:59 pm, #53889
Did you design this cartoon?
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:46 pm, #53855
Thank you sir. That's quite a compliment coming from the Motifake Master.
RON - January 22, 2009, 7:29 pm, #53853
Thanks MARK...by the way...love your logo of the eagle...am a eagle guy so really do appreciate your choice of.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:20 pm, #53848
I actually laughed out loud. 5


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am, #169949
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am, #169944
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am, #169943
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm, #169924
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm, #169923
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm, #169922
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm, #169920
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


GREAT MOMENTS - Come From Not So Great Times.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by TheOne

observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 2:30 pm, #252434
That is awesome.
Kyronic - May 11, 2012, 2:09 am, #234473
Goosebumps. Very moving.
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am, #234211
Very nice
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am, #234210
Very nice
tatespa - May 4, 2012, 11:45 am, #234152
That is fantastic!!!!
Wheels - May 4, 2012, 10:43 am, #234151
94680
spypengen - May 3, 2012, 10:48 pm, #234134
I think a tear came to my eye when I finished reading that... 5L
TheOne - May 3, 2012, 10:02 pm, #234128
Quite, thank you.
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm, #234126
Superb


MYTHBUSTERS - The early years


TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm, #185598
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am, #143161
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am, #143156
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am, #143152
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am, #143151
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am, #143150
I frickin' love this!


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am, #175245
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm, #175065
5 cats for this one


DEMISE OF MUSIC -


TAGS: grammies then and now
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:36 am, #242332
Everyone in the top picture was famous for their songs. In the lower picture, they're famous for being famous. 5L.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:38 am, #227179
Top pic, everyone but Yoko has talent and she is married to Lennon, lower pic is talent free.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 6:43 pm, #226491
good point
realogic - December 9, 2011, 6:35 pm, #226490
The big difference tho is that between '39 and '75 they didn't have a drunken wh*** like snookey, a metro***ual at best Justine beaver, and w/e the hell that other girl is.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 1:02 pm, #226481
You are correct. My parents did not embrace the British Invasion.. they still listened to Perry Como, Frank, and Big Band. I listen to way more new stuff than they ever did..
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 11:57 pm, #226471
Here's my question. Back in '75, did people who remembered music popular in '39 look at what was popular in '75 and wonder what happened?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:40 pm, #226462
It's happening everyw here


LOVE - Willing to change yourself so it all works out.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by TheOne

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2013, 11:58 pm, #243045
Reminds me of the music video "Stand Inside Your Love"; especially the part where they flew off together. Makes me wanna cry. You and me; meant to be. Impossible; immutable. Pure destiny; pure lunacy. Incalculable, insufferable.
falloutghoul - January 1, 2013, 9:32 am, #242101
Easily one of the best posters I have ever seen.
vlad9885 - January 1, 2013, 4:13 am, #242099
Better love story than the twilight saga
bigsouthfork - December 31, 2012, 12:59 pm, #242077
beautiful. 5 heartfelt lions
Silverheart - December 31, 2012, 9:34 am, #242073
Long poster. But somehow not long enough. 5Ls, easy.


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm, #32085
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm, #23628
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am, #22833
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm, #21080
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm, #21079
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm, #21068
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm, #20311
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm, #245508
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm, #193435

lol


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am, #246601
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm, #246590
Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!




SECURITY -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by TheOne

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:36 pm, #250135
Is that the Arbiter from Halo? I would feel pretty safe with him as my friend. The bully picks on, you tell your friend, he comes and slices the bully in half with his energysword.
Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 3:34 am, #223470
I actually took the time to register (capcha wanted "(solbiati eeution") just so that I could say this is d*** awe5ome, ha ha. Nice one.
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 7:27 am, #220036
Fricken Sweet!
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:04 pm, #220003
Nice TheOne. 5L
TheOne - June 14, 2011, 5:56 pm, #219997
I appreciate it.
Iconoclast - June 14, 2011, 3:07 pm, #219990
Excellent. 5 TeddyBears. I'm passing it along to family & friends.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you


TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am, #236858
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm, #232533
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm, #232001
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm, #232000
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am, #231965
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘d***!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am, #231956
Winning
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am, #231953
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am, #231952
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by dee

dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am, #105526
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #105344
What are "Neds"?


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm, #172027
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm, #172026
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm, #169499
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am, #133969
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am, #133967
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or b**** about our lives ? HELL f***ING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm, #132350
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking a** compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm, #132348
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm, #130824
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm, #103644
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm, #103547
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm, #103543
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103520
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm, #103236
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am, #223731
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm, #223331
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am, #223307
I learn this a little more with every notch.


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

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rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm, #248614
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am, #230600
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am, #230598
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm, #228313
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227713
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm, #227481
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm, #227473
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am, #227423
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm, #227402
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm, #227400
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am, #227378
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227368
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm, #227366
Me Too !


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm, #250115
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am, #219491
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am, #219429
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am, #219426
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.85/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm, #230394
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm, #116703
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm, #116699
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm, #116691
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm, #116689
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.64/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm, #225455
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm, #216052
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am, #216033
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am, #216028
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm, #216018
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm, #216012
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm, #216007
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm, #216005
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm, #216003
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

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turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


I SAW A SPIDER -


TAGS: the shivers
Rating: 4.83/5

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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:05 pm, #246708
One of my favs of yours RL...5L
Reality Lord - October 28, 2012, 3:15 pm, #240208

thank you mr bone...i am not alone in my girly phobias
BoneCD - October 28, 2012, 8:11 am, #240204
Yep, big ol bad a** Bone would have done the same thing...5L
Sho - October 6, 2012, 6:22 pm, #239821
XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 1:36 pm, #239820
There is an "n" in my name, It also starts with a capital. AND, it's not common knowledge...Susan. :)
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:58 pm, #239818

sho if it's rampant criticism that drives you...get married.LOL
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:57 pm, #239817

actually rya....now sit down before you finish reading this...you may d*** good posters. i'm sorry that you actually hid behind a facade of cynicism for so many year ....lol. :)
Sho - October 6, 2012, 12:28 pm, #239816
It's people like you that pushes me to do better
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 11:52 am, #239815
don't thank me, I'm just doing what I do best....criticizing others to hide my shame for being a bad poster creator.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:57 am, #239814

dang ...oh well...corrected over at theshivers.net ...thnx Moooo+
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:52 am, #239813

....d'oh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 10:46 am, #239812
"I got of some toilet paper" forgot to proof read this on eh? 5 Lyons.


UNITED WE STAND -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.55/5

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Coombsy007 - September 6, 2011, 9:55 pm, #224035
d*** I was going to give this 4-5L's now it gets one, I looked up airmans and gave it 5, if its good enough to plagiarize its good enough for 5
Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:52 pm, #223158
well your going to get crucified for posting other peoples posters as if they were yours
TheOne - August 18, 2011, 3:14 pm, #223153
I'm lazy,as you may have noticed i only put "theone" now.
Airman - August 18, 2011, 2:14 pm, #223152
what you can do when you find a poster you think is funny, is put NOT MINE in the tags. Culos came up with that little trick
TheOne - August 18, 2011, 1:58 pm, #223150
6,but this was and honest mistake, I only found it and thought it was funny.
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:54 pm, #223119
Our lil friend TheOne copying again? How many strikes on him now?
Airman - August 17, 2011, 10:41 am, #223096
boy, this looks familiar. oh yes, 70840 from 2 years ago. What site did you find it on? Motifakes do travel
Preacher Man - August 17, 2011, 2:49 am, #223085
United is great. Organized would be better.


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Where Would We Be Without it?


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.52/5

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PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am, #240079
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm, #146874
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm, #146873
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am, #146753
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm, #146690
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm, #146657

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm, #146652
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm, #146628
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am, #146574
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am, #146570
This is epic, actually.


SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

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Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm, #239288
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm, #214158
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm, #208423
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm, #150155
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm, #149900
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am, #149459
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am, #149451
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am, #149450
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm, #149351
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm, #149201
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm, #149200
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am, #148711
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm, #148639
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm, #148627
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm, #148575
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm, #148570

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm, #251663
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm, #206128
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm, #206103
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm, #206099
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm, #205990
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am, #242767
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am, #239364
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235580
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm, #229027
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm, #228615
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am, #228607
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am, #228598
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am, #228596
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am, #228588
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm, #227296
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am, #227041
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am, #227017

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm, #227006
This is brilliant. Bra5o


ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - This isnt going to be your only failure of the day


TAGS: thep****blue
Rating: 4.6/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:54 pm, #243242
Not like they ever did
Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:52 pm, #243241
My corpus callosum just shut down. Now my creative and intellectual sides are not talking.
vulture - February 4, 2013, 8:38 pm, #243205
Verily the poltroon hath dared to use the Queen's English! Off with his head!
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2013, 7:49 pm, #243202
Spell it "colour", go to Gaol.
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm, #243197
Now I'm scared...both my brains teamed together and got it right!


AND THUS... - A legend was born!


TAGS: sonic the hedgehog
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2014, 1:46 am, #258752
So awe5ome! 5L
shmoe13 - January 2, 2011, 11:35 pm, #208999
haha thats funny as hell 5l


Big Brother -


TAGS: funny email big brother privacy
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - June 17, 2013, 12:58 am, #246685
T1H2A3N4K5S6 crotchety...that's secret code for thanks. Dammit, back to the drawing board!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 6:00 pm, #246675
I got the message.... waitaminute... I see what you did there. 5 wire ***s.
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 11:52 am, #246650
I'll say thanks, but can't guarantee you're the only one getting this message...teehee.
MrStupidGir - June 16, 2013, 10:44 am, #246647
hahahahahaha very good one


DEFIANCE -


TAGS: moat levee mother nature dude
Rating: 4.93/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:07 pm, #250119
I don't always date mother nature, but when I do...I prefer dos Levees. Stay dry my friends.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 10:07 am, #218757
5l but the next time it rains, that thing is going to fill up like a bowl!
CaptainBaked - May 19, 2011, 9:08 am, #218756
And my hats off to you peso... 5
Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 9:03 am, #218755

wow!


THINKING OF OTHERS -


TAGS: i drink for them
Rating: 4.89/5

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TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:45 pm, #224067
This has been a good day for 5L's!
antiwrathman - September 7, 2011, 9:35 am, #224042
tl;dr
forseti - September 7, 2011, 2:59 am, #224038
5lainté!


TOP 10 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART -


TAGS: hope you appreciate the effort
Rating: 4.46/5

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oldthrashbar - April 20, 2013, 8:30 pm, #245243
Just thought I would point out that this is not original material. Previous comments led me to believe that was important on this site. Thats why I'm mentioning it. Just saying. Still a funny joke though.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm, #221144
sorry only meant to post once
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm, #221143
In america thats a job well done
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:38 pm, #221142
In america thats a job well done
Bolverk37782 - July 7, 2011, 6:07 pm, #221099
Or in the UK use ASDA instead of Wal-Mart (their owned by the same tight gits)


THE BEARD - Fear It


TAGS: fear the beard sf giants
Rating: 4.78/5

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zoomer296 - February 20, 2013, 8:49 pm, #243659
agreed.
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:09 am, #226630
There should've been a ZZ Top length...
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 2:38 pm, #225959
lol me too XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:57 am, #222848
and hillbilLYLY is nice too... Have to grow a beard I guess!
Airman - August 10, 2011, 10:57 am, #222837
the one that made me laugh was Civil War General
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:49 am, #222820
cavemanly?? lol


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm, #227399
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm, #227397
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm, #227105
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227094
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am, #227085
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am, #227075
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm, #227069
Hey, this is a good one.


IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

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stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm, #136638
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm, #86118
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am, #58229
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


TERRORIST POEM - Roses are red, Violets are blue love me today ...or I KEEL YOU!!!


TAGS: achmed the dead terrorist
Rating: 3.11/5

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Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:39 pm, #144137
Can a guy who's whole act is puppets be considered a tremendous performer?
lou - December 8, 2009, 11:03 pm, #143915
I think Jeff Dunham is a tremendous performer in a unappreciated art. But, I don't get why the Achmed act is so popular, I think Jeff should've played it with always having an attitude towards the terrorist scum... you won't see people in NYC laughin atit


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am, #227786
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm, #227766
And MUCH more fun!


RUSSIAN STYLE -


TAGS: theone found it
Rating: 4.55/5

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Muppet - October 6, 2011, 7:51 pm, #224796
Needs to be said in thick russion accent. "In Soviet Russia, Church Canonize YOU!" (While still alive)
Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 10:34 pm, #224777
In soviet Russia, pew (pew) gets you?
the1stCOMMI3 - October 5, 2011, 9:05 pm, #224772
HA! just wish this was an "in soviet russia..." type joke


BEAUTY - To Create A Masterpiece Doesn't Mean You Have To Have Skill. Most Of The Time The Only Requirement Is An Imagination.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.85/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 9:39 pm, #261667
This city under water reminds me of BioShock.
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 5:00 pm, #218246
"la-fap la-fap la-fap"?
TheOne - May 7, 2011, 2:10 pm, #218242
"missure bation"?
Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011, 10:02 pm, #218207
Speaking of imagination, is there a more eloquent way to say "fap fap fap?"
GShark001 - May 6, 2011, 9:19 am, #218173
is... is that Mari From grand chase? 5 stars. (the girl with the red and blue eyes may be mari)
tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:09 pm, #218157
Ok, usually I hate lonnnnng posters... but this one is truly great. 5 L's.
FatherTyme - May 5, 2011, 4:47 pm, #218133
whoa...*bows respectfully before The One* I shall bring gifts of obeisance
anlody - May 5, 2011, 4:07 pm, #218131
Yes m8 but you just proved, that in Art, Imagination is "the skill"
anlody - May 5, 2011, 4:07 pm, #218130
Yes m8 but you just proved, that in Art, Imagination is "the skill"


LIFE'S HARD - It's Even Harder If You're Stupid




WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm, #217927
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


FATHERS -


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

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Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am, #224045
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am, #224044
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am, #223853
Heartwarming
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm, #223831
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm, #223830

Superb
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am, #223791
great


THE RABBIT WILL NEVER WIN -


TAGS: the gambler kenny rogers
Rating: 4.95/5

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spypengen - August 1, 2012, 1:39 am, #237935
5L for the song reference and good advice.
CPTinshano - July 30, 2012, 10:45 pm, #237906
i loled


POINT OF VIEW -


TAGS: pov funny ho*** the helicopter
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - May 17, 2011, 4:46 pm, #218675
And the remaining 31% are just a bunch of d*** lazy a**ed quitters.
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:58 am, #218660
HAHA! Favourited..
Verdeckt - May 17, 2011, 6:31 am, #218653
Rule 34.. NO exceptions
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:56 am, #218652
Well I have heard of taking it in the caboose, but in the bus?


YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.


TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am, #252843
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm, #228836
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!


I SUCCEED -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.66/5

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Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 1:58 pm, #222948
I was able to read it XD
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:44 am, #222742
Me too! In a foreign language! (but it works in every language you more or less know well)
sniperslayer95 - August 8, 2011, 5:54 pm, #222713
5L because i succeded!
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:32 pm, #222702
5UCCE55!!! but still... gibberish to some


HYPOCRISY -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.66/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 9:15 am, #240040
It is as wrong to be too skeptical as to be too believing.


THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm, #150754
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm, #149551
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm, #149348
Excellent, again!


BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.68/5

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bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am, #241120
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm, #216567
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm, #216565
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm, #216564
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm, #216398
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm, #216341

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm, #216339
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm, #216319
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm, #216315
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm, #216314
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am, #216295
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am, #216293
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm, #208512

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm, #208489
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm, #208488
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm, #202225
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm, #175810
Wow.


FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

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jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am, #226295
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm, #164771
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am, #154690
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm, #137587
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm, #137586
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm, #137585
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm, #137583
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm, #124443
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am, #124338
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am, #124336
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am, #124333
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am, #124332
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am, #124331
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am, #124330
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am, #124282
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm, #123747
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm, #123746
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm, #123744
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm, #123743
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm, #123741
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm, #123740
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm, #123704
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm, #123702
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm, #123694
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm, #123630
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm, #123627
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm, #123621
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am, #123576
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am, #123575
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am, #123532
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am, #123528
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm, #123338
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm, #123162
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am, #123091
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am, #123066
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am, #123064
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am, #123063
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm, #123028
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm, #123021
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm, #122964
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: burka other people s problems
Rating: 4.19/5

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twill1962 - October 21, 2012, 1:25 am, #240086
Ideal Denial has it right. Even though the mass media in this country DOES indoctrinate the girls in this country to dress and behave a certain way, it is still THEIR CHOICE. In most Muslim countries, there is no choice.
GFNeves - April 29, 2011, 6:49 pm, #217686
So true man, so true...
Verdeckt - April 28, 2011, 4:59 am, #217531
Thanks.. glad you guys liked it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 6:22 pm, #217496
Good Point!
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm, #217474
this is a very thought-provoking poster. great job 5L
k386109 - April 27, 2011, 1:26 pm, #217473
Right ...as if we in the West don't indoctrinate ( or allow it ) our young females to be annorexically thin, dress like tarts, paint their faces etc., etc., etc. Perspective - good title
Hawamleh - April 27, 2011, 5:34 am, #217446
As an arab muslim I totally agree, did u guys know that burkas were originally intended only for the most beautiful of women if they so please to wear them so that they can escape men's lustful eyes, and even then it wasn't intended to cover the face...
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:17 am, #217443
Forgive the poor grammar, its early in the morning here
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:16 am, #217442
The key difference is that most of the clothing choices are exactly that, choices, the burkha is enforced upon the women who in their society are usually indoctrinated from a young age, and do not get to choose what they wear.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:25 pm, #217383
P A S S, as in "mountain pass", "pass" a test", and so on. There is a brain-dead suit in there, somewhere. Yes, that is redundant.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:24 pm, #217382
...pass... What is with the misspelling??
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:23 pm, #217381
But... But... "airbrushing, plastic surgery, and unrealistic standards" are PROFITABLE, and thereby receive a free pass!
forseti - April 26, 2011, 12:47 pm, #217377
this is awesome!! 5 lions


MARINES -


TAGS: the few the proud
Rating: 4.63/5

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Kazon68 - June 20, 2011, 10:08 pm, #220326
Ooh-Rah!! Well said!


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.47/5

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otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am, #184741
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm, #160122
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm, #160119
That's about right.


BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am, #143652
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm, #143529
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am, #76144
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #76139
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am, #76137
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm, #67718
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm, #67686
So does my foot.


SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am, #224659
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am, #224595
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am, #224590
LOL This is great!


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.6/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm, #235532
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm, #235531
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm, #235529
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm, #235382
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm, #235378
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #235345
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

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Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am, #253276
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm, #253254
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm, #247022
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm, #247021
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm, #247017
Is This A Real Picture .


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.14/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am, #171251
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am, #168560
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #136823
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am, #136251
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm, #136176
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm, #136162
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm, #136161
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am, #136051
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am, #136050
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am, #136037
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am, #136031
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am, #136029
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm, #135966
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm, #135929
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm, #135881
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm, #135873
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm, #135872
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm, #135870
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm, #135869
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm, #135867
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm, #135864
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm, #135851

this is so true. 5L


RELIGIOUS WARS - Killing each other over imaginary friends


TAGS: religion war god atheism
Rating: 3.68/5

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Renza - January 21, 2013, 2:43 pm, #242693
what war didn't involve religion in some way?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 6:09 am, #241610
Hitler was NOT an athiest. That Stalin and Mao were does not prove atheism is tied to evil any more than two evil religious leaders prove religion is tied to evil. What all three of them show is that totalitarianism is evil, all religion is totalitarian.
9559schumem - December 7, 2012, 1:19 pm, #241273
I beg to differ. Stalin, Hitler and Mao, the greatest murders of all time, didn't have imaginary friends
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:38 am, #239365
Let the chaos begin!
BlameMachoInchworms - March 10, 2011, 12:39 am, #213922
Funny that those of us without those imaginary friends often do not kill each other.


BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

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deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm, #228892
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm, #227189
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm, #227139
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am, #224419
d*** right we have to go back!


SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




MOVIES -


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm, #224891
Sweet!... Fav'd


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




SAVE LIVES -


TAGS: heil to the grammar nazis
Rating: 4.3/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:45 pm, #256508
And the church said, "Amen".
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 8:15 pm, #157487
love the tags


OH MAN... - How much did I drink last night?




WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm, #228513
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am, #111771
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat


TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am, #232578
actualy it's h**ter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm, #232522
Game over man!


THERE IS NO SPOON - I'm pretty sure it's a spoon.




LIFE - Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by TheOne

TheOne - December 30, 2010, 5:42 pm, #208697
Thanks T.D.!
TailsDoll - December 29, 2010, 4:15 pm, #208589
Donkasaurus... It's Homer Jay Simpson To you! 5L :D
TheOne - December 29, 2010, 1:21 pm, #208576
Haha thanks Donk and Mr.M!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:39 pm, #208574
This should be the slogan for motifaking haha!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:37 pm, #208573
Thats Homer J. Simpson to you! And another 5L for you.
motinet - December 29, 2010, 12:30 pm, #208571

AMSOME!


EVERYONE TELLS ME - WHEN MY DAUGHTER STARTS TO DATE, I SHOULD BE CLEANING A GUN WHEN THE BOY SHOWS UP...I'LL BE LOADING THEM.


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am, #250015
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm, #213909
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm, #213879
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am, #145891
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am, #145860
*like
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am, #145859
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am, #145857
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am, #145856
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am, #145855
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am, #145854
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am, #145851
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am, #145850
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am, #145849
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am, #145848
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am, #145847
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am, #145846
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am, #145845
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am, #145844
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am, #145842
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am, #145837
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am, #145836
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #145834
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am, #145833
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am, #145830
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am, #145828
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am, #145827
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am, #145826
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am, #145823
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am, #145821
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am, #145819
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am, #145817
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am, #145813
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am, #145812
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am, #145810
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am, #145807
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am, #145806
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am, #145805
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #145804
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #145803
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145802
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145801
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145800
sweet!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am, #145799
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm, #145798
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm, #145797
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm, #145796
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm, #145795
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm, #145794
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm, #145793
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm, #145792
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm, #145791
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm, #145790
LMFAO!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm, #145789
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm, #145788
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm, #145787
LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #145786
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #145785
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm, #145784
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm, #145783
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm, #145782
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm, #145781
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


THANKSGIVING -




THE RULES - Are set up so a man can never win. Which is the way it should be.




ISN'T IT ANNOYING -


TAGS: pzy you lost the game
Rating: 5/5

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zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 7:49 pm, #243398
I just lost the race.


LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

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Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm, #225470
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm, #200416
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am, #200404
Nicely done RL.


YOUR CIRCLE -




TWO POSSIBILITIES EXIST - Either we are alone in this universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.84/5

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maoworks2 - January 14, 2013, 8:25 am, #242454
Good One 5 All Alone L's.
EmilioDumphque - January 13, 2013, 11:14 pm, #242446
I'd call you a pessimist, but...zero does equal zero.
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 8:46 pm, #242441
Oh yeah. 5L for your thoughts, kid.


SMOOTH OPERATOR -


TAGS: only hurt the ones you love
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:14 pm, #227460
The autocensor won't let me type S E X ?????
DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:13 pm, #227459
"Don't knock masturbation. It's *** with someone I love!" --Woody Allen, ANNIE HALL.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 6:54 am, #226164
I prefer moisturized wipes... I've said too much.
Budog - November 26, 2011, 2:05 am, #226162
Would like like a box of tissues to go with that hand cream?
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:53 pm, #226156

...then you might need the hand cream....lolz
beelzibub - November 25, 2011, 4:12 pm, #226154
... i doan git it???
mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:29 am, #226148
LOL


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